Another genious thought-line from "How I Met Your Mother" that I ran with. Props to Barney for some of the finer points...Whether you agree or not, you have to admit the the similarities are striking...TWENTY-FOUR WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH
- Both attracted to large shiny objects
- More fun to catch while drinking...at least to some people
- Neither travel well...
- There are many, many others in the sea...
- Three words: catch and release...
- Both have spent at least a little time in a school...
- Small bladders...
- They both can be more attractive from farther away...
- Their weight largely determines their value...
- [EDITED: My wife has requested that I remove this one… hint: crabs!]
- They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail...
- They are both lively at first & after a few years just lie there...
- Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em from the farm...
- You must document great catches or no one will believe you [video preferred]
- You can use another one as bait...
- Ever seen Splash?
- Smell...enough said
- Neither can operate a vehicle...
- They both eat things...
- The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life...
- Scales are important to each of them...
- The stronger the line, the more you catch...
- Umm… Eggs? Duh
- You find them both in almost every religion...
 ISLAM |  HINDU |  EGYPTIAN |
 NAGALISTISM |  FLOOGISMISM |  SCIENTOLOGY |
CATHOLICISM DARWINISM
Not the best post ever. I'd give it High Two out of a possible High Five...but it had to be put out there...
jat...
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