There are a great many words in the English language that are just good old-fashioned fun to say (we're talking American English, not English English......English English is just far superior & will most likely be coming to a blog-post near you in the near future).
Thanks to one brilliant man, we have another...
Let me take you, if you will, into the following hypothetically contrived situation...imagine that you are walking down a hallway, any hallway. As you meander down the hallway, imagine that there is someone walking next to you...for the sake of this hypothesis, let's say that this someone is none other than Boston's fittest daughters,
Eliza Dushku...but you may substitute whomever you'd prefer. Now in your right hand during what can only be described as a walk in the clouds, is an small umbrella. This umbrella has a curious little button on it which, when depressed, causes the umbrella to spring forward approx 6-8 inches.
Suddenly...an epiphany. How much fun would it be to startle
Eliza Dushku by pointing the umbrella at her & then pushing the button!!!
Now you may ask why would one do this to someone as fit as
Eliza Dushku. There answers are generally limitless on this point, but whether it be your possession of a child-like innocence which is both admired & adored by women the world over or just because you can't imagine anything more deliciously fun than watching this perfect female specimen jump in the air in front of you...the point is that there is really no humanly way for you to resist pushing that little button.
Back to our hero...
The moment finally arrives. You raise your arm, depress that playful little button, & it is more beautiful than you could have possibly imagined. Now I ask you...at that precise moment, once
Eliza's beautifully fit body returns to the Earth, what is the one single word that mos perfectly captures the exquisite series of events that has just unfolded in front of your eyes.......