5/27/2013

My wife is famous (in a good way)...





My beautiful & talented wife was recently interviewed by Disney Baby...check it out:

Disney Baby Interview




1/03/2012

You know the feeling when one gets when one come across a great word...


There are a great many words in the English language that are just good old-fashioned fun to say (we're talking American English, not English English......English English is just far superior & will most likely be coming to a blog-post near you in the near future).

Thanks to one brilliant man, we have another...

Let me take you, if you will, into the following hypothetically contrived situation...imagine that you are walking down a hallway, any hallway. As you meander down the hallway, imagine that there is someone walking next to you...for the sake of this hypothesis, let's say that this someone is none other than Boston's fittest daughters, Eliza Dushku...but you may substitute whomever you'd prefer. Now in your right hand during what can only be described as a walk in the clouds, is an small umbrella. This umbrella has a curious little button on it which, when depressed, causes the umbrella to spring forward approx 6-8 inches.

Suddenly...an epiphany. How much fun would it be to startle Eliza Dushku by pointing the umbrella at her & then pushing the button!!!

Now you may ask why would one do this to someone as fit as Eliza Dushku. There answers are generally limitless on this point, but whether it be your possession of a child-like innocence which is both admired & adored by women the world over or just because you can't imagine anything more deliciously fun than watching this perfect female specimen jump in the air in front of you...the point is that there is really no humanly way for you to resist pushing that little button.

Back to our hero...

The moment finally arrives. You raise your arm, depress that playful little button, & it is more beautiful than you could have possibly imagined. Now I ask you...at that precise moment, once Eliza's beautifully fit body returns to the Earth, what is the one single word that mos perfectly captures the exquisite series of events that has just unfolded in front of your eyes.......


Pineapple Sightings...

Stay tuned...there may be a pineapple in your future...

5/25/2008

Back out on the links...


So it's been a while, but I am headed out to the links tomorrow morning for the first time this year...& I have to say that I'm having mixed emotions.  I p
romised myself that I would play more this year than I did last year (a whopping 3 times) & it'll be great to be back out there, but I'm definitely not as excited as I would have that that I'd be...

The thing that's getting me is getting the twins out of bed when they wake-up.  It's the best to walk in there & have them smile at you when the see you.  At least half of the time they're standing-up, holding onto the rail of their crib, jumping up & down...talking to each other & conspiring on their plans for the day....then they put their arms up for you to pick them up & bring them out into the living room.  Since their still a little groggy, they actually sit with you as you crash into the over-sized chair with them on
 your lap.

But I'll be gone by the time that they wake up in the morning...so today & marked my golf balls with a little green shamrock next to the numbers (my new ball ID marking..shamrocks are my new thing since the twins...we still have the shamrock cut-outs from their 1st birthday party hanging up), put the last wallet pics of them into the pocket of my golf bag (next to my Grandfather's prayer card), finished regripping my irons (it's too bad that they don't make green grips...), strapped my Hula Girl cover onto my Cami & will hope for a good round tomorrow...

I'm going to miss tomorrow morning...



5/08/2008

Couldn't have said it better myself...


It's a rare person who can find the perfect expression of one's self....